Rookie's Open Message / Top 3 Items for Rockhopper

Gosh Rookie is such an idiot but ok here's his message:

Well I think Herb's just gonna warm up the island. DESERT PARTY! lolz!

Anyway, I'd like to share 3 items I want Rockhopper to bring back this year, or if he's going to bring a new one, that's fine. But if he brings an item back, this is what he should at the least bring, one of these:

What do you think?